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IRL : "Pour avoir les yeux bleus, il faut avoir une grand-mère avec les yeux bleus, parce que les gènes viennent de la grand-mère. Conclusion : si tu veux avoir les yeux bleus, faut dire à ta grand-mère de s'éclater comme une folle" (un mec bourré)
The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
The sun's as warm as a baked potato.
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.
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You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it.
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jay power ^__^
"Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. Eww, you fucking faggot! I hate guys! I love women!"

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"Je lui ai expliqué toute l'affaire. Quand nous étions ados, nous avions gardé les enfants de choeur ensemble... Alors comment voulez vous cacher quelque chose à quelqu'un qui connaissait votre trou de balle par coeur" (Godkiller)
The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
The sun's as warm as a baked potato.
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.
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Hey welcome to chatterbox with me Lazlow and you, the good
citizens of this town. Now you know the format on this show, you call me up,
you complain and we agree that the world is terrible and retarded and there's
nothing we can do about it and we uh, listen to some commercials.
Yeah, hey it's the American media, if you don't like it
your in for a bumpy ride.

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7yr Old- How should I know I'm only seven.
Lazlow- Y-You are?
7yr Old- Yeah, I'm a big fan of yours. Yeah, when I grow up
I wanna be a witty radio host, with a made-up name.
Lazlow- Aren't you a little young to be listening to this show?
7yr Old- No, my mom lets me listen all day because she
works real hard and needs long baths.
Lazlow- Why's that?
7yr Old- I don't know. After her tennis lessons she's always screaming
about what a dirty girl she is.
Lazlow- Heh, Oookay
7yr Old- Lazlow, do you know what F**k me harder means?
Lazlow- Wh-Whoa-ho, uh dude don't drop the f-bomb. Uh, yeah I mean, of course
I know what that means.
7yr Old- I thought so. I knew I learned it from somewhere. I thought so.
My mom heard me say it, and I wasn't sure if it was something
I heard her tennis coach say, or if it was something you said on the radio.
I said it was probably you
Lazlow- Hey it wasn't me, this is a show sanitized for your entertainment.
7yr Old- So, now your being sued. For a hundred and fifty million!
You're going to be on welfare, HA HA!
Lazlow- Gee, thanks
7yr Old- I LOVE YOU LAZLOW!
Lazlow- Ugh, lets take a break. God I love this town.

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"Je me sens comme une pute vierge cambodgienne le lendemain d'un week end de perm' de marines." (The matador)
The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
The sun's as warm as a baked potato.
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.
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"
_ ah je suis si heureux que je pourrais tuer ma mére
_ ca tombe bien....

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